Host Profile:I am a girl on a lifelong
mission to collect languages
like they’re Pokémon.
I’ll happily learn five new
verbs in Spanish before
breakfast, only to
accidentally answer my French
colleague in Italian and my
Italian friend in German.
Duolingo sends me
passive-aggressive
notifications, and honestly?
I’m pretty sure the little
green owl is plotting my
demise. But hey, at least I
can order wine in seven
different dialects!
What turns me on :I genuinely love
sports—well, I love the idea
of sports. I own three
matching workout sets that
cost a fortune, I watch
motivational gym videos on
TikTok, and then I do exactly
two jumping jacks before
deciding I’ve earned a
carb-heavy reward. But when I
actually drag myself to the
gym, I turn into a little
beast. My only real
competition, though, is racing
against the microwave timer to
heat up m
What turns me off :I don't like very sweet or
cloying desserts.
